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06-27-2007, 01:05 AM
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Snake addicts: Do you need a 12-step program?
How do you know you are addicted to snakes?
Check to see if any of the following apply to you:
1. You tell yourself, "I can quit any time I want."
2. You say the same thing to your friends, and they laugh at you.
3. Your addiction interferes with your social life ("Sorry, I'd really love to go out with you but I have to stay home and mist down my snakes.").
4. You have accidentally eaten a f/t rat for dinner while under the influence.
5. You are glued to the RTB site, and live for the 3 little letters: DUW
6. When a member has a clutch of snakes, your first message is "I want one."
7. Your addiction interferes with your job. Worse yet, it IS your job!
8. You go on early morning "benders", getting up at the crack of dawn and holding your snakes.
9. You are saving up for years for "the big one", even though you don't own a car or a house.
10. You have so many snakes, they are color coded in your snakeroom.
11. You cannot socialize without one or more snakes around your neck.
12. Your friends have tried to do an intervention.
If you found yourself nodding to 2 or more of these, then you may have a problem. Please report to your nearest Snake-a-holics Anonymous immediately before the problem grows out of control (say.....15 feet?).
Last edited by Stargazer : 06-27-2007 at 01:09 AM.
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06-27-2007, 01:09 AM
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Re: Snake addicts: Do you need a 12-step program?
4. You have accidentally eaten a f/t rat for dinner while under the influence.
LMAO
5. You are glued to the RTB site, and live for the 3 little letters: DUW
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06-27-2007, 01:33 AM
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I am an RTB Addict !
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Re: Snake addicts: Do you need a 12-step program?
LOL So many of those I can agree too, shamelessly at best. XD This is one addiction that I'm not willing to let go of though! Y'all can't make me! NEVAR!
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06-27-2007, 01:36 AM
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Re: Snake addicts: Do you need a 12-step program?
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Originally Posted by Ophiophilia
4. You have accidentally eaten a f/t rat for dinner while under the influence.
LMAO
5. You are glued to the RTB site, and live for the 3 little letters: DUW
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06-27-2007, 01:38 AM
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Re: Snake addicts: Do you need a 12-step program?
But I don't wanna stop!!!! You can't make me nobody can!!!!!!!!!!
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06-27-2007, 01:39 AM
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Re: Snake addicts: Do you need a 12-step program?
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But I don't wanna stop!!!! You can't make me nobody can!!!!!!!!!!
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Amen, man! AMEN! I think it's time for another one! *runs for her snake room!*
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06-27-2007, 01:46 AM
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